The only time I can remember enjoying something I was forced to read in high school was the Odyssey in the 9th grade. The Sirens had to have been a big part of that since I've been fascinated with the idea of what they are: irresistable women who promise to reveal all the secrets of the world.
I more or less finished this one a month ago, and I let it sit for a while. When I came back to tinker with it yesterday, I decided that it was, with a couple mods to the text, ready to go. I hope you like it.
By the way, the source picture is of the lovely Mila Kunis.